I would like to meet someone who actually lost their virginity in a candle filled room
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
She swallowed my jizz and then took a shot of jack daniels and said "chaser." This cant be real life.
my feelings for you are synonymous with those of a grizzly bear and salmon. i don't want to nom on you; but i need you to survive
We tried to make a sex tape, but we were hammered and she forgot to take the cap off the camera. Somebody starts snoring 10 minutes in.
I know for sure he's a bro because he closed the door so my gf didn't see me hooking up with her cousin.
They left me passes out in the food donation bin with an empty handle and a half eaten box of nutter butters
And now thanks to shrooms we all got a terrifying glimpse of what goes on in his head. I will not say I didn't see it coming when it turns out he made a suit out of people's skin
You and the dog were competed for the water dish
Two cats fucking in the middle of the street. I sat there and watched in my car because I didn't want to cock block the male by honkin my horn.
Nothing like snapchatring dick pics to a\nMarried woman while your girlfriend destroys Taco Bell in the next room. Almost caught, worth it. Got boobs back
Hooked up with a straight guy while dressed as a man. I'm unstoppable.
Please don't think I'm weird for texting you this at 12:08 am but I just found another picture on the Internet where I think you can see his dick through whatever he's wearing
I've faked every orgasm I've ever had, I think I can fake being sick for 8 hours.
I didn't know it was possible and I don't know if I'll ever be able to do it again on my own but he literally fuck me sideways.
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