she was definitely wearing a bumpit. i think it was the hollywood bumpit. i told her that i lived with my parents to get outta taking her home.
here I sit at Southern Illinois' finest pubs and I thought I heard your laugh. I was sadly astonished to turn and find a midget cracking herself up reading the label on her can of chewing tobacco...
In The Air Tonight was playing in the dentist's office. Had to stop the cleaner to do the drums.
i'm laying naked in your bed you should probably come home
move.
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I hope my liver is having as much fun as I am
i was surprised by the severity of his small dick condition
Oh and fyi, I've been drinking and about to do free weights. I'll late you know how this goes.
I just want to know who nailed the chicken nugget to the door.
In that case, I'll try 2 find a date. But my options are AA friends or fuck buddies.
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WHY does every guy I sleep with want to fix my car?!
Wait, you seriously DON'T keep vodka in your backpack??!??!?
Dude she smelled like bar-b-que sauce. I can't think of anything better.
I just wanted to tell you that the German word for "dickhead" can also be translated as "ass violin" and I think that's beautiful.
Sustenance and doggy style.. the only two things I need
i realized my signature handshake has now become a hookup. i love what college has done to me.
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