Was just grinding with my bio TA. She asked why i wasnt studying
i just heard someone have an orgasm and then throw up through the vent in my room.
oh my god. i just found my camera... on top of the bush outside of my house. never let me drink everclear again
You better be watching. There will be a POP quiz. Each correct answer gains you 5 more minutes of the sexual act of your choice
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he walked out as i was licking snow off of his car...
Once he blows his load, he's more of an immediate flight risk than that jetBlue pilot. He's out the door before his cum is out of my vajayjay.
this speak and spell drinking game will be the death of us all.
I told her my hands were paint brushes and her vagina was my canvas
I just got a call from the front desk apparently one of my feiends was dropped off by a handicap bus passed out in a wheel chair unlv is goig down
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in the middle of getting head my cat meowed. she looked up , meowed back, and then continued giving me head.
took shots off of a myriad of fake boobs last night. It was glorious.
Omg my butt feels so much better. Those suppositories are magic. It feels like Jesus fingered me in my sleep.
You spilt a drink on my couch, then used my dog to mop it up... you called her a mop dog, repeatedly
I did crash a prom last night though.. It was fun
I just washed down my antidepressant with some pineapple wine. I'm the picture of mental health this holiday season
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