I'm currently googling how to make a dress out of a trash bag. It's going to be a great night.
OMG! Someone dumped chocolate soft-serve in the bathroom! Dibs!
i just traded a sweatshirt for margaritas... why did they ever stop using the barter system??!!
i can tell by the sound of your bed that he isnt that good at sex.
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i just opened the overnight bag i packed at 2am last night. Apparently all i thought id need was a handful of quarters, mascara and one sock
well he has a gf so if he picks me up tonight i'll only him finger me
I maybe late, he's in a peeing contest with the neighbor's dog. Currently he's in the lead.
We were Chugging coronas for the soul purpose of launching limes out of the 3rd story window, I'd say it was a good weekend
please come here right now, that girl who always gets her boob out is here and she brought taco bell
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Did body shots with a guy... Ended up being the ref of my volleyball game... So that's why we won
Yo I get this girl alone in my room last night but she bounces cus she thought the full house poster was "weird"
Don't be the guy that has his dick out at work.
I vaguely remember losing my underwear to 2 chicks in a bathroom. That drunk.
You know you have hit the best years of your life when you enlist the 5 year old to be ball boy during beer pong and pay him with candy you stole from Walgreens
he would NOT stop making out with my stomach! creeeeeepy
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