One girl and one boy is just not enough.
I now officially know the distance between my two boobs is one twizzler.
How you know a guy is gay: they say they would want money, not sexual favors, from emma watson
i realized that the internet ruins the joy of a father passing down playboys to his son
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Taking jello shots out of a big bowl from a measuring spoon. holla atcha boy.
i knew it was going to be a good night when i was bleeding, licked it and it tasted like miller light
just did a beer bong in the shower while i was taking an actual shower its officially football time
I wish Samuel L. Jackson would narrate our bar crawls
We need to tone down the drinking before our 7pm class. I don't remember receiving any of these handouts.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Just fucked a MILF from Alaska. I love traveling.
dude you literally had like 30 screwdrivers, i thought you were gonna die
that explains why my vomit smells like it came from florida
I know you've been in hospital with meningitis, but last night I walked into a streetlight and bruised my penis so who's really suffering here
Honey you are a beautiful woman but I came over to eat your pizza and fuck your brother. And you're out of pizza.
I'm dying of laughter, but I'm also just dying
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Did you throw up out the back door and cover it with paper towels?
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