Had sex with him. My tampon is now in my brain. May need surgery.
and all i could think was, am i really about to have sex with someone who still thinks that pee comes out of the actual vagina?
he actually used the line "do you have a map, because i'm lost in your eyes" and i was to drunk to care
Signed everyone in my dorm up for free samples of astroglyde. Took me an hour. Happy new years!!!!!
I'm 90% sure a girl here is wearing a bra strap as a headband.
In retrospect, getting to second base BEFORE anal wouldve been a good idea
Whiskey + Water + Crystal Lite does NOT = refreshing summer time drink.....
Her vagina smelt so bad I lied and told her that I was married just so that she would leave.
So if I tell her fire is hot and it will burn her... she's probably just going to keep throwing her vagina at it huh?
Looking back on this weekend, I'm most grateful I never brought up with word "toe-fucking" at the bachelorette party.
ok, i suppose pissing your pants could be considered a wardrobe malfunction.
Do you think accidently including this month's Credit Card statement in my application will keep me from getting into grad school?
Depends ... when did you purchase your vibrator?
You can get gift cards to the liquor store! This changes everything.
he'll eat me out, but god forbid we double dip when sharing salsa
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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