just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
Did u pay ur friends to not make fun of me?
You don't have to be emotionally available for a blow job.
highlight of my day: just saw a crying girl get dropped off at home wearing only socks, booty shorts, and a dirty wifebeeter. I wonder what happened to the costume...
She was so wet my fingers were literally pruney when I got done with her
Theres just something about looking at pictures of your dick in church that doesn't feel right
she pinky promised me she was 18
She kept grabbing my head and told my faces to stop shaking.. Also, she kept whispering something about seeing flowers in my eyes.
I'm taking a dab in mourning of how long its been since I smoked with you guys.
Just check with her if girls can get blown, that's all.
How did I pull off convincing everyone that my name is Dad? Maybe they were just distracted by my boobs.
just creeped your profile pictures and you should feel satisfied in knowing that you had great eyebrows even before people started drawing them on
I turned on Elf, made myself a mojito, and am eating one of a sleeve of Ritz. You tell me if I wanna go out tonight.
He said I have the “Denzel Washington” of vaginas.
It still amazes me Mike had to have neck surgery after eating me out so much.
Randomize
