the the hell do you 'accidentaily" jizz on a shirt thats folded in a drawer?
just threw up while drinking by myself. This is all your fault. You here = a good night, You not here = alcoholism
the liability waiver did not state that i couldn't bring my bottle of wine in the bouncy castle. it did Not.
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
She said that I needed to "pregame her so it can slip right in."
But i guess when you use blowjob as a verb you are entitled to some language allowances
It took me 6months to figure out that he only had one testicle.
THIS NIGHT WILL NOT GO DICKLESS
She can't meet us until 830...there's no hope for our sobriety at that hour
Or maybe I'll just keep introducing myself like, hello, they call me iane because I need the D. Applications are submitted online, women need not apply.
It took me three days, but I managed to nearly get arrested on my way out of LA. Made it to the airport. Crisis averted, though. The real crime is, my flight is delayed two hours.
My cat just tried to lay on my stomach while I was masturbating. And I let her because I am so starved for affection.
she was sitting with her tits completely out.. on the kitchen floor..eating pickles by the handful... rapping mac dre... and then lit up a cig and continued...that drunk
What's that? Is there a bottle of Jack calling me? I think so...
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