Internet sex stories have completely ruined the word sopping for me.
Smoked a joint and chugged some pepto. Feeling a lil better... Not sure which is working..... Gonna keep doing both.....
It's 9am. I'm four lines ahead of you already. Wake up.
The thing is that despite the high paying career and the increased responsibility, my life hasn't changed that much. Only instead of blacking out on $2 wells at some dive I blackout on top shelf martinis in a suit. Oh and only on Fri & Sat nights. Being 30 doesn't suck as bad as everyone led me to believe.
I just pulled a piece of cookie out of my bra in the middle of class. I'm forever alone.
Meeting his dad and brother for the first time at the jail while I'm bailing him out ISN'T exactly how I pictured this relationship going....
You now have the mental image of me flying off into the sunset with no pants
I would reevaluate a bf who is happy with other guys doing me.
im glad to be known as "the girl you had sex with on a golf course"
I can't believe I'm coordinating a threesome at work. My productivity is at an all time low.
I bet I give better head than any other PTA mom.
Just a couple of adults talking about cum shots at 8am on presidents day
I'm so high right now that I winked back at a character in this TV show.
Sorry I had sex in your backseat while everyone was in the car
It's quite alright. I found his shorts in my backseat, not sure what he was wearing when we dropped him off
i was watching the elves fighting on my knees while waiting for the shrooms to kick in then i realized
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