love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
Is it weird if i grunt like Tim Taylor when im having sex AND grilling steaks??
Jeff just maced a waitress...it's way too early for this.
Some one left their pants in the elevator.
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I will fight anything that is not spinning right now
He stole the megaphone off an ATM then we drove around so he could tell people not to jaywalk.
They were scared I was going to get lost last night so they dressed me up as Waldo so someone would always find me.
please tell me we weren't that bad as freshmen
i can't, we're worse now
Also I played a weird game of chicken in the ladies room at work between myself the person pooping 2 stalls over and a very determined maintenance man.
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She just texted me apologizing for taking selfies on my phone then asked me to send them to her
i was asked to be gay of honor by three different girls and NONE of the groomsmen at any of the weddings is open to experimenting. i mean whats the point then.
I don't think I've ever had this many people offer me blow before. 3 o'clock on a Thursday. I keep good company.
Hungover. No words. Just memes.
My boss is explaining why he thinks time goes by faster and faster. Bc of the rockets. No lie.
Yes I went home with her last night. I woke up this morning and ran into my boss on the way to the bathroom. Monday is going to suck at work.
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