she didnt even puke last nite, shes finally hit champion status. i think im in love
He wanted to take me out and said we could "go huntin in the woods."
Also, just grabbed a bunch of "tuxedo black" condoms. formal, anyone?
Tell me you remember me getting a tampon from the girl throwing up in the next stall
Let me begin my 3 part apology by saying that you are a wonderful human being...
Currently trying to figure out if the guy has a cane next to me or brought a weird dildo to the bar
You threw my heel at her from across the street... And hit her in the back of the head so hard she face planted into the street. I need more friends like you.
This is the first time I'm hearing this information.
Just traded a sandwich for anxiety drugs outside the club. I fuckin' LOVE this place.
I only had ten dollars. So leave it to Katie to somehow makeout with the bartender, on his shift mind you, and get free drinks.
One does not fall in love, one falls flat on the their face after leaving a bar
I would professionally fuck the shit out of her
Google imaged your anal issues. Seems fuckable still.
Almost ran out to the street bowl in hand when I hear the ice cream truck pull up outside.
Everything about that text makes me proud to be your sister.
And then I woke you by humping you to Lionel Ritchie.
Put down the Captain Crunch and get over here. It’s a dickfest!!
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