I just heard a girl say "We can't go that way, it is a one way street." She was on foot...Nothing worse than girl from the midwest that move to NY to "live out their dream" -the dream of living in a rat and roach infested 200sqft for $2k a month, and get fucked by some recent Ithaca college frat grad...
seriously this is one of those moments where im glad i dont really talk to or know the people i sleep with
Well said.
Fact: The drinking you do in college doesn't affect your liver in real life.
I just saw a kid drop his lollipop on the floor of best buy, kick it because he was pissed off and then pick it up and eat it. I think I have a long lost son.
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Just turned my microbiology homework into a drinking game. The words are getting blurry but I think we're really bonding.
Hey I have to teach you how to run in heels before vegas
he was once again the drunkest girl at the party
She tried to beat the waitress over the head with a bread stick because one of her martini olives was missing a pimento. All while screaming "IT'S GAMEDAY BITCH"
Olive Garden will never be the same.
Just switched my underwear without taking my pants off don't ever be ashamed to be related to me
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Hey, if a dude can't randomly belt out Whitney Houston tunes from time to time, is life really worth living??
IT'S FUCKING BABY SEASON ON FACEBOOK. MY VAGINA WANTS TO THROW UP
I am getting off work an hour early just to watch you drink. Never let it be said that I don't love you.
This is the difference between me and him; he buys you flowers, I buy you a dildo
Can’t. It’s taco and dick night.
Our son just found our secret Sex Dungeon that is no longer hidden in our basement. He brought his Xbox and the TV down there he is currently sitting in the sex swing playing video games. What do I do?
Randomize