WE WERE REALLY IN A PORNO LAST NIGHT
I walked into cold stone and the guy started preparing a supersized birthday cake remix for "Mrs. Munchies"
Fell asleep in bio again. Sometimes i feel like college is just one really expensive nap.
and that's how I found out my dad doesn't believe in towels... holiday magic.
She said I came to for a minute, shouted IHOP!! and then shook my head and said no before passing out again
I'm unshowered, and since I've seen this episode of say yes to the dress, I've decided to go to the store and get a frozen pizza at 10:20 am. I'm crushing life.
Don't come. It's not even a party it's a total sausage fest. Like 20 drunk dudes in a bedroom. We can still drink by ourselves though it'll be ok
then he grabbed my tit and yelled "FOR NARNIA!!" then dove into my vag. i think I will do him again strictly for the entertainment value
this is gentle reminder #1 not to forget to bring the vibrator when you come
It's like all the guys I keep around if I wanna have sex with all got mad at the same time. I guess I'll get out my vibrator again.
You should come over tomorrow. Wine, pizza and my vagina. Those are all great things.
I was the only one in group sessions to bring up sex as a stress reliever. Some of those people were awfully judgy despite the fact we were all in a psych ward.
I can't say too many people would say watching their drunk best friends fuck in a hot tub is very normal.
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
It’s Sunday Funday! Stop watching football and bring your penis over here. There will be plenty of scoring!
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