how do you clear previous safari searches on an iPhone? i asked my brother to google something for me and "big penis" "empire chinese food" and "reverse cowgirl" popped up.
So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
A homeless man in dtwn SF was blasting lil wayne and singing at the top of his lungs. I kinda wanted to give him my life savings
I think I could pass a breathalyzer. But with like a C.
I think my penis and your vagina just became best friends last night.
only you would end up drunk at a subway with a one-eyed homeless man
Is it possible to have pulled a muscle in my neck from passing out with my head in a bucket?
You just kept walking around in a circle saying "well played 6th street well played" before falling over.
Just wanted to let you know it's 3am and, at this point, I believe your sister has more of my semen in her than I do. So suck on that, fuckface.
Judging by his bulge. This guy is going home with me. Who doesn't want a dick that looks like it used to be a pillar in Rome.
I cant see straight, her clothes are all over my floor and I'm covered in bite marks... No I will not go to brunch with you
look for me at the Giants game I will possibly be the drunk girl passed out by 2nd
He turned down head in favor of a handjob. Not sure if he's crazy or i have magic hands
Long story short if you're going to get drunk on a sailboat at night leave your phone in the car.
I hate him but I love him for what he does which is me
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