I masturbated on the webcams with my bf yesterday then typed without washing my hands first... then my roommate used my laptop it was pretty priceless
CNN just did a special on how to do heroin safely.. I recorded it for us
She asked me to facebook all the girls I'd hooked up with. She started crying when I started my search with A.
He gave me a book last time I slept there. Im beginning to feel like a really weird hooker. Like instead of money he gives me random shit he has lying around. like hamburger buns
I must say your penis is just as photogenic as you
Her thighs are so strong. I thought my head was gonna get crushed when I was eating her out
Judge me...This apron fits PERFECTLY when I have no clothes on
Who said I was judging? More like congratulating.
I accidentally peed all over the couch. It's safe to say I'm not welcome at that house anymore
I think cutting a patient out of a owl costume is a first for those guys. It's a good story at least.
You have amazing self restraint. If there was one thing I could learn from you, that wouldn't be it. I love my life as it is.
Also you can't just sext a Michelle quote from Full House.
How can i make it up 2 u?
DREW I AM SMOKING POT AND FUCKING. WE CANNOT DISCUSS THIS AT THIS PARTICULAR JUNCTURE.
OMG OMG OMG!!!! I made his penis bleed!! I repeat I MADE HIS PENIS BLEED!!!!
Dude, she was there with her husband and I was there with my wife. Of course we banged in the bathroom.
They just canceled the season. It’s going to be harder to bang soccer moms this year
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