she was a 2....and a legitimate 2. like, helen keller is a 1, this girl...2.
Her parents hate her and she's on like major lockdown. All her friends are in jail and she has massive pit stains. Dude... It doesn't get much worse than that.
Just saw a picture of your new tub, cant wait to pee in it
Just sold this kid "Magic Furry Apples". He is way to high to figure out they are just peaches.
At least he's a nutritious stoner...
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he convinced the breakfast vendor to melt twix bars on bacon for me at 4am. he slurred every word. i think i found my prince charming.
No, i know about the eggs and penis, the oh wow was for the fire
I don't know what you drank last night but you really enjoyed the 4 egg body shots.
There's a sign at Bashas for 30% off of 6 bottles of wine in Friday. That seems like a personal challenge.
Even his old football coach jokes about how big it is. I don't want to be alone in a room with him and that monster.
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Its not christmas eve unless I give him head. I wont take no for an answer
i just won "most creative" category in the condom contest in human sexuality by licking it onto a cucumber. my feedback forms included three phone numbers, one with a Magnum XL taped to it
I keep replaying commercials about kittens frolicking and was crying nonstop. WILL MY PERIOD LAST FOREVER!?
Out of all the people in the house to show their tits at mcdonalds to try and get free food, they picked those two?
I got in an argument over whether or not I'm a slut. I argued yes.
New one isn't as good asmy ex. She won't put her tongue up my butt
Peter this is your "ex"
I stand by what i said
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