If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
oh my god i am going to vomit. and little burgers wearing crowns are going to come out.
we'll penetrate his innocence with our dicks
he was lying next to me and i saw him text "score" to someone.
Wow. Thanks for becoming another fan of something on Facebook. You make me want to gouge my eyes out.
My face smells like vagina and Im on my way to court. Fuck.
Apparently my gaydar only works on americans. Frenchie capris has two topless chicks in our kitchen making him breakfast.
I have a way to get him back. you're going to have to take one for the team and make a visit to the health department. you in?
Just induced vomiting to put out a carpet fire.
Everyone is cheering
When the shrooms kicked in we both simultaneously realized we were not the right puzzle piece for the dubstep puzzle.
We made eye contact and were like we are not welcome here, the ravers are onto us and we need to get the fuck out before we get shuffled upon
I'm sitting at work trying to dust glitter off my pants. I can't hang out with her anymore.
You know how I said I hit my head so hard I saw two of him and tried to make out with both? Well, it turns out he has a twin.
I'm sobbing to NWA
i think we reached that point in our drunkenness where even the creeps found us intolerable
Randomize
