What can I expect? While all of my friends are getting married, all of his friends are tripping on robitussin
Dear male population: sorry for being such a dick tease but thanks for paying for my bar tab and drunk food
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
so either half this theatre is as stoned as me, or day daybreakers is hilarious
Got blown by one of the bridesmaids. Family BBQ today. They all know. Talk about awkward.
Definately going to wake up wondering what happened to the other half of my lip.
Hes the only one i know who can talk to a girl for an entire hour abuot the science in starwars and still get laid.
could you clean the juice and feathers off my bed I'm just not up for hangover cleaning.
before we left she put a post-it on the floor next to the toilet saying she was a pretty pretty princess
Trying to do the walk of shame over here WHY are there a hundred ppl on the el?! Thank god I pulled a summit and wore casual clothes I even stopped by the farmers market and bought some squash
how does spending your day off taking me to the hospital sound?
He plays guitar, sings like an angel, and acts like a gentleman. If I don't fuck him by the end of first semester, I'm dropping out
Idk... he wears anklets.. i dont think i can get past that.
If God is analyzing my life right now extremely proud or dissapointed but either way I took wednesday night drinkin to new levels
If only he'd realize the fondness I have for his genitals.
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