I just put out an orange level terrorist threat on her punani
we are all sexual creatures
yea maybe. but you're not. you're not getting any.
She is a fish and this place is a barrel. I can play this game.
Your cock is gonna weep like a baby
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Cock is NEVER random. You may quote me on that.
idk but i can hear her singing "Call Me Maybe" really slowly and emotionally in the shower right now
I just want to emotionally destroy him but also find out how big his dick is so this is perfect
I thought it was improvement but then i realized sex isn't an emotion and I hate everyone
I don't think it counts as a booty call at 6:30 pm.
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I just wanted a bootycall and now somehow I'm at his parents playing dominoes. But they have tequila so it's cool
Finally finished unpacking shit from school n found a bra with no idea whose it is... I miss college so much it hurts sometimes
i almost got into an argument defending my life choices with a guinea pig eating chocolate cake at 4am
Did you just affectionately call me a scrotum?
I'm seriously considering starting a savings account so I'll have bail money this summer.
His hair is as curly as mine. It was like watching me go down on myself.
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