Someone shat in the 1st floor west girls hall. Literally SHAT in the hallway
That's what she gets for taking his peeps.
my mom just poured a water bottle of wine to take my dog on a walk...
I made a game called come to class high and eat nachos.
... was I dreaming when we did coke off of the xbox, or did that really happen?
I just got kidnapped by the rugby team for a scavenger hunt. I'm "the girl you had sex with last night"
You told me if you could get your shoes on, you deserved a coke and rum. We never made it to the party.
You made a glowstick headband with a helium balloon tied around it and climbed a tree in high heels. I was impressed.
I tried to roll down the stairs in a ball. I have bruises, the pain is too much.
What the fuck, why would you ever do that?
Haven't you ever just wanted to be a ball?
We'll just play it by vagina and see where it leads us
I mean honestly, I love naps like Anthony Weiner loves sending dick pics
I got to her place and she was petting her cat and pounding vodka out of the bottle. She looked like Dr evil in yoga pants. She's nuttier than squirrell shit.
The dominatrix coworker is currently listening to pop music that has been translated into an Irish dialect and sung by high school kids. Every day gets weirder here.
What exactly is it about Doctor Who thigh high socks with a matching shirt that says "take me I'm yours!"
So you think Jesus would be proud of me for walking of shame into my apartment 10 minutes before I told my parents I'd be over for Easter?
So I'm trying to figure out how to talk my boss into allowing pajama day once a week. Any ideas?
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