i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
I just threw up a christmastime peep. I am literally already sick of the holidays.
You know you're a nerd when you lose track of how many times you've gotten turned on watching Glee.
It's been two weeks and I still have carpet burns on my knees. Well done.
Oh trust me, i am. It's like magic, but instead of rabbits and doves its orgasms- He just keeps pulling them out of nowhere.
At least I'm doing lines with a notecard. That counts for something right
I'm going to make out with someone. I'm on a mission. I don't even care if I'm wearing beer goggles. As long as he's not shorter than me, gay, or a woman.
He stole all of his parent's vodka WHILE they were in the room, and then opened the window and snuck out. I was watching from my truck
New low reached: a cockroach has actually drowned itself in our dirty dishes. We are heathens. Cleaning dance party tonight. No excuses.
I was apparently the best non-Irish person at the party. I wore my skating dress, Austrian flag and a giant shamrock. Everyone is calling me "30 Shots Girl".
WHY DID YOU DRUNK DIAL MY MOM?!
Because mine was sitting on the bar stool next to me...
its the 14th virginity that counts the most anayways
You kept calling yourself a spider monkey... Then ran to the bathroom to "prepare for the main event"
the universe is starting to freak me out.. ive now had sex with 3 people who were born on the same day..
I’ll always remember that day you sent me that random nude on accident lmao changed my life
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