Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
So after THIS dui, I've decided to stop driving. Not drinking, just quit driving.
Just met a guy who has been in college for 7 years and still classified as a junior. Then watched him shotgun 10 beers. Found my new hero
i no longer even have beer goggles. i'm pretty sure i blacked out and had beer lasik.
Just left some random in my bed to go get mcdonalds breakfast. I'd say my priorities are on point.
I woke up naked this morning there was a baseball bat on the floor the bathroom door knob was removed and the floor was wet. This is why i don't do Tequila shots.
he forgot there was a midterm today. i watched him break his own finger to get out of it.
If Megan asks I spilled my water water all over her. I pissed on your roommate. You're welcome. I expect you to keep that on the down low. Seriously tell her the water thing
Just used the leftover candycorn for candycorn vodka. Our house is trying to continue the Halloween spirit for as long as possible.
it's just one of those nights where i don't care if anyone sees my vagina
ATTN: We are officially 15 weeks from our annual "Get-Mega-Stoned-and-BBQ" event. Start saving up the proper supplies. That is all.
Well, I made it thru a doorway, so I think things are going good.
I just used a coke ridden $20 bill to buy Girl Scout cookies
Well, I ruined his toilet and he's still completely okay with me. Plus, it took him like a week to tell me.
If a girl I didn't love ruined my toilet I don't think I'd stick around.
Did you ask Harvard boi?
Apparently he likes someone who is into being smart and a supporter of human rights ugh what a skank
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