just got my goo swallowed for the first time. colors seem so much more vivid now, and more rainbows are outside
Random question, how's your gag reflex these days
We started making out, then he decided to get naked, put on a condom, and proceed to dry hump my leg, sweat pants and all, until he blew his load. I thought this was college. I immediatly left claiming I can't sleep in other people's rooms. He didn't even bother taking off my hoodie.
She's mad at me cuz I told her having a fuck buddy was too much commitment.
Shit, I may have left some acid in your bathroom last night. Has he been in there lately.
And leave it to John to ask the cabby to make a Porno in his cab
A three fingered guy just showed up with fireworks and bourbon, tonight will be entertaining.
Gees I domt know what your deal was. You kept looking at Nick and shaking your head frantically and doing a weird motion with your hands
Tgat was the small dick alert
Handicvap rails on the toilet atre soooooo fuckin handy right nmow.
Best surprise in my car. A cookie, sliced kiwi and the rest of my margarita. Work is going to be awesome.
I need a hug and tequila
I'm sitting next to a milk crate full of tequila right now
This is why we need to live in the same city again
We had sex and he ended up in the hospital... don't know if I should be worried or proud.
BUT DID YOU RIDE THAT DICK INTO THE SUNSET THO?
you went over there?
His drunk texts were grammatically perfect. At least our kids will be smart.
I would let him fuck me right here in this laundromat. Praise Satan.
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