idea:have a jello shot stand(opposed to lemonade stand) to raise money for spring break
I stole a road cone for their 13 yr old son. Apparently I told him to put Christmas lights on it, and "treat her like a lady."
Just tell him to eat fruit before so it tastes good. Then it's just like shotgunning a smoothie
All we did was argue about ponys and drug dealers
You were humming mission impossible as we ran from the cops
I just took my birth control with a water bottle I found in my purse with vodka in it in Spanish class. 10am is still too early for me.
Dude, he threw a pool chair off of an 8 story building. It was a successful night I'd say.
Everyone else in class agrees the weed smell is coming from me
i don't know what body building stuff he's on, but his cum is basically a 5 hour energy shot.
He staggered in with his pants around his ankles and yelled that he lost his pants
My fucking earlobe is bruised what the hell
we're so committed to being not committed
So unofficially, he told me he deleted tinder because of me. I think that's a pretty romantic gesture in 2018.
Making friends with the guy who had alcohol-infused whipped cream was the best decision I made all night.
Before making travel and hotel reservations to meet your "affair" for the first time, consult your menstrual calendar! $633 wasted!
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