Denial is the first step to alcoholism…and I don't hate it
My hand turned me down
I seem to have left my pride at pride
this girl looks like the female version of brooke hogan
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jacking off on stolen wireless... gotta enjoy the small things in life
Just bonged a beer from a vuvuzela...this place is only doing good for me
I told him he deserved someone better...then I told him he looked very fuck-able wearing nothing but sweat pants. We'll break up in the morning.
Today's been pretty great, I went and bought the new Batman for the sole purpose of masturbating to Bane
Never thought I'd say this but the maple syrup flavored vodka probably wasn't our best idea
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Oh I will totally be your beard, but on one condition I get to watch you and your boy friend have sex.
I took it upon myself to take one shot of tequila to have an excuse for hitting on my not-single coworker. It worked.
I am buying anal lube, an enema, and a bag of kit kats. What part of this is compelling the Walgreens woman to tell me to "be well".
Getting dome in the backseat of a friends car with Ariana Grande playing in the background was probably the most romantic part of my night
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
We were making fun of some people having sex on the beach, an hour later we were having sex on a golf course
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