I'll bet she douches with gravy.
I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
He's on drugs...like drugs for horses.
there's something so ridiculous to me about watching someone with glasses exercising. it's like watching a whore studying in the library. stop trying to be someone you're not.
he had his head down and said he was listening for the buffalo, he had to still be drunk.
he tried to convince me he was a seal.. sound effects included. and then asked me to 'be his lady seal'.
Picking up hoes with my dad is going to make it a little harder, but ay, if thats how he wants to bond after 23 years, Ill give it a shot
we shared soup. that is literally the extent of my romantic life right now
I feel like it went downhill once I decided we should take $100 tequila shots.. oops lol
When he swipes my v card it will be comparable to my bat mitzvah. should I make sweatshirts or sweatpants?
There may or may not be an ass shaped dent in the hood of my car. All I know is windshield wipers aren't as sturdy as you think to hold onto.
These last 48 hours have just been about deleting my most recent snap story
I threw up in my brother's Easter basket
Wait I can't come yet Mr. Brightside is playing
ok i defs just took my shirt off in the middle of a frat party though so keep me updated
Damn, I just did coke with a dude in a bathroom and after he took his dick out right in front of me and took a piss. What a power move.
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