Would it be quicker to bike the freeway home?
So I just watched the Lakers/Magic game so I could have something to talk about with him after we have sex this time
i was so high i thought his mole came off and was flying around
these 2 russian guys walked past me and i got freaked out because i thought call of duty got real
so im gonna ask for shark week off tomorrow at work and i advise you do the same
I had to throw a towel over the bottles cuz it hurts to look at them
I guess wearing a straight up bikini to class is an early indication that Thirsty Thursday has started.
Lost another pound. Switching from beer to hard liquor did this body good.
he was like the dessert in the all you can eat man buffet that has become my life.
Well I disagree, 3 different men in my bed over my birthday was the perfect way to say goodbye to my childhood innocence
Dear Derek. I would like to offer my sincerest apology for the 2 to 6 text messages you are about to read. Also for the 15 minute voicemail, which may or may not have sent. Sincerely, Sober Katie
I chugged a beer while I was riding him and he told me it was the sexiest thing he has ever seen. this guy knows class when he sees it.
Oh thank Jesus fuck for my shitty infertile womb. Crisis averted
Why are we so great
Like I'm def going to a therapist but I wouldn't change a thing about us except maybe the peeing
I am going to bedazzle the shit out of your Basilisk costume.
Randomize
