She got kicked off the plane and spent the last four hours in a holding cell with the feds.
but she's really nice
if you can see her tanning goggle line that's officially a deal breaker
We'll probably be arrested for having a cheetah in our apartment anyway, so I say go for it.
My three rules on what I'm wearing tonight. Something short, something see through, and something i had sex in.
The great thing about vietnam is that if I'm drunk during the day people just think I'm being white
I found a bag of weed while packing. Now packing is like creating tiny universes inside of boxes.
I just explained it as we hate everyone in the world more then we hate each other. Thus making us friends. Plus we drink...a lot
I think drinking is the foundation of our friendship
Also I fell in love w a girl dressed as a pirate that was great at doing the limbo
I'm still pretty stoned. There are mini rice cakes in my robe pocket to snack on in the shower.
Some guy I've never met before just came outside and started rolling a blunt on our fence and passed it around to all six of us. At eight in the morning. Today's gonna be weird.
i feel sensations at the ends of my beard. Either I am super high. Or my face has accepted my beard and I completed my transformation to Mecca
I'm fine w planning around your penis prospecting. Saturday it is.
we had sex in his office so i figured it was appropriate to like his company's page on facebook
i just watched a 27 minute video about owls...that high.
I'm at forever 21 and someone pooped in the dressing room.
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