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I feel like I've been hit by a train. I woke up this morning covered in wine, free condoms, and a sign language dictionary.
i just realized that fran drescher is the 90's version of a guidette.
just found preset five on the shower head...pretty sure my pussy just had a panic attack
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I got laid because I told her I play guitar. I haven't played in 7 years and only know a G chord. I love this place.
I woke up under a table, with a huge Mexican sombrero, a box of 120 doughnuts and a bloody nose. It all screams success.
There's a point around the one and a half minute mark where the keg stand goes from impressive to pathetic
I do believe at one point I was dispensing medical advice while wearing your sombrero and a hulk hand
Slow dancing with the chandelier.
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Also, there's the possibility of falling 5 feet to your death to make it more exciting
In which case I will yell FIVE SECOND RULE and continue to slam you
He somehow pantsed the bouncer and tipped him over before cartwheeling and skipping away? Help me find him.
The girl in the stall next to me is puking her brains out, I'd say she had just a good a weekend as us
I gave her some alkaseltzer ad she looked at me lke I was god
She wouldn't eat a clam- if you blow a line pregnant you can eat a clam
By the time we got to McDonald's you were sharing a Big Mac with a stripper.
I can't talk, I can't walk, I think I'm twitching and I'm not even sure if I'm typing this. Help
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