did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
barbara walters just said penis...
i just thought that perhaps i was done with the "boning on someone else's futon" stage of my life. guess not.
Hypothetical question: how bad would bacardi be as an IV drip?
death...100% death...what r u planning.
She makes walking on a treadmill look like a porno. I wish I could send over shots as an ice breaker.
That's effing brilliant. We should start a business.
Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face.
Yep. It's going to be us, strippers, and drag queens.
A glittery, gay, heavily makeuped, scantily dressed clusterfuck.
found a better reason to procrastinate than the usual sunday-don't-give-no-fucks. literally every one of my textbooks is soaked in captain. can't turn a page without gagging.
I vaguely recall putting a toaster in the freezer.
Someone broke in while we were at the bars, window is shattered but nothing got taken
Noone broke in, matt tried to pull a tyrese and punch through the window... were at the hospital.
I took a 19 year old to a strip club and ended up in a three way. Divorced life might be OK.
well I didn't shave for the hot dilf I banged last week so I'm sure as hell not shaving for you. Sry
I was really hoping my 420 would involve a lot more weed and a lot less buttholes
I just wanna suck his dick on my balcony ya know
might I remind you I fucked a 21 year old and almost did coke with strangers? you definitely came out on top
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