I didn't talk to you tonight because I've decided you look like a man.
I ate a lot of your sunchips. I mean a lot. Like 4 to 5 bags.
I never thought I would say the free bottle of grey goose was the problem but it was
Jim came in did 3 body shots of her she said "I like your tongue" and they left. I swear to god its deja vu he's done it before
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There's something odd about buying beer for the first time while wearing my school sweater from kindergarten, but I don't mind.
I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
Have you ever just like not slept in so long that everything looks like a lava lamp?
im just going to make a prayer circle of top ramen packets and cheap beer
I wound up gambling on giant connect four with the bartender. I think he saw my boobs.
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All I've been thinking about for the past 12 hours is sex and SEAWORLD
it's gotten to the point where I just look in my closet, think, "which article of clothing behaves most like a towel?" and then just go with that
Odd start to the day - the FBI just showed up at my apartment.
How many more of your relationships do I have to destroy before you realize sleeping with me isn't a good idea?
Dick very happy bro
Youre saying I should leave him? Have you seen the dating pool these days? It's terrifying, and in the capital region it's straight Norman Bates
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