So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
Jesus people on campus asked me what i do for joy. I said i love sinning especially pre-marital sex.
On a list of weird places to get a bj, how weird is in the basement of a pharmacy
I'm sorry for what I said earlier...your vagina wouldn't look funny If you had a kid.
everyone contributed. i held her hair back, he rubbed my vag... it was a team effort.
So you plan on doing double washing machine sex? Like. A double date. But with sex. On a washing machine..?
I have full custody of my vagina however you are granted visiting hours
Put it this way, at one point I was getting stoned on the roof of the strip club with one of the strippers while another one gave me a free lap dance. That wasn't even the best part of the night.
I'm 99% sure I just puked glitter. Wine drunk Mondays shouldn't be a thing.
One day we'll be rich enough to go to rehab. Until then, fuck it.
How many ballsacks did you see last night because I saw eight
We had a One Night Stand 6 months ago but he just Facebook invited me to his wedding. Who the fuck does that.
I put the area codes from ludacris' "area codes" into our expensive data visualization software at work, it's been a productive day
so... i have a picture of you and three other girls making kissy faces at this giant stuffed banana you're holding. however, you seem to be violently screaming at it.
Those bitches did NOT have my back.
Yeah just had sex and grub hub came right after he did. I’d say it’s a win.
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