i saw a guy balancing a black cat on his head last nite
get a pic
i tried he was too far away anotherguy was walking with paper bags on his feet explain that
i want ur life
i just realized how high i was when i was screaming red light challenge at the top of my lungs and am watching it alone
Currently having a discussion about how bad cheating is with the girl im dating and the girl im fucking. This might be a sign that i need to reassess my life
2am update: i think I'm in Mexico but I found a dennys. Everyone but this cute family of 4 is speaking Spanish. Cute family of 4 is helping me out.
I keep waking up with the nagging feeling I gave him half a hand job through his shorts.
He wants to make love to me in a sea of paint and wash my tears away with the brushes surrounding us..I've known him for 2 days.
How long is a courtesy make out supposed to last??
Good call on the strip club last night. Everytime i smell some flowery candle or air freshener I get transported back to having my face firmly planted in Riah and Desire's tits.
You're welcome.
The only thing you accomplished yesterday was dry humping me on the floor of my work place WHILE I was working.
He sent me a selfie with his cat. He has found a way to my heart. And pants.
Well.. If you trust a test that only costs a dollar, I'm not pregnant
Fuck it. I'm going for it. You're only young once, right?
You've been saying that for 5 years now. Let me know when the novelty wears off.
If by fun you mean, did I meet her cousin for the.first time and bang him, then yes it was a productive evening.
Me and my boss just exchanged pictures of our bongs and such...I don't know I feel about this
Can I use your boat
Also, what’s the deal with international water? Do they have signs out there like a city does or do I need a map?
WTH is going on? It’s the middle of the night
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