i blacked out hard core.. it was bad peeeed muh bed
Just try to make good decisions...remember our convo we had about morals the other day?
Turn them off?
Those former-lesbian gone white-trash bars always seem to be your favorite.
If you bang a chick other than your girlfriend while playing tiger woods on xbox I wonder if an accomplishment would come up...
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Just once id like to sleep with a man who i havent thrown up on
shes got that 'its my party i can do meth if i want to' mentality. i like that.
Wish i knew who the f is sending me pics of asian newborns.
I'm beginning to think the only reason I get laid anymore is girls are fantasizing sleeping with my dad...
We team puked and then made sex like wild monkeys. If that isn't love, I don't know what is.
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You are so predictable. I am willing to bet 20$ that instead of going out you are sitting on your couch, stoned, watching Seinfield re-runs and eating cheezits.
1. they're goldfish. 2 fuck you
With a stable of 7 fuck buddies, I literally use a random number generator to determine the order in which I will booty call them on my way home from work. I have not slept in my own bed in a month. I just keep half my clothes hanging in my car or in a suitcase.
Driving you two to the party with a keg belted into the back seat has given me a brief glimpse of parenthood. I am now more resolved than ever to never breed, so thanks for that.
Like he held up the condom afterwards, twirled it with his finger, and said "look at that load"
I’m literally naked drinking a beer and I gotta leave in 6 minutes for work lol
I do not recommend playing football on LSD like at all
Randomize