i can't help myself.. i am just so in love with the kitchen manager.
...he was wearing JNCO shorts.. i'm pretty sure i saw the dragon.
member when we used to take shits together before volleyball games?
On a scale of one to Chris Brown, how angry are you?
i kind of just want to tell my cleaning lady I'm an alcoholic so it's not awkward when I stumble out of my room to go sit in my car for 2 hours and wait for her to finish cleaning the several empty bottles of wine in my room
According to the stories I've heard I decided I was a stuntman after my 6th shot of Jack
Now that I'm hitting my bong, I realized I haven't missed something so much in a long time. I love Thomas the Dank Engine.
Sweet. Warning: i have been drinking at work since 4. Plan accordingly.
Hey, I think I showed you a picture of my nephew while we were fucking last night. Sorry, I know it's weird, I just really love that kid. Again, sorry.
Ugh why can't people just be grateful for my penis
We took your mom out drinking and we wound up winning 18 games of Flip Cup. You have amazing genetics.
He's a Republican and an Ohio State fan idk how far this can go.
was that the third sophomore you've banged this week?
third one in three days
I think I may have fully transcended this spectrum of life. I can see beams of light man. Down to the photons
What
The only downside is I can't stop skipping
Standing naked in my kitchen making nachos. I love my youth.
In other news there's 12 shirtless Korean dudes all trying to jump on a tiny little trampoline so that's entertaining
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