he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
i feel like barbie the morning after an elton john party
I feel like a need a fire hose to wash off what I did last night
She is two pictures of justin bieber away from being blocked from my news feed
It must be illegal for me to be this drunk in front of this many children
I never thought your mom would see me throwing up on my hands and knees in your front yard
Going to the market. I need some nachos and a serious re-evalution of my life.
So i just got guilted into doing a tequila shot by a group of guys chanting "USA!" at me.
He asked me if the reason I slept around is because I grew up in a broken home. I am so done fucking Christians.
I WAS KIDDING ABOUT SLUTEMBER BUT ITS ACTUALLY HAPPENING
George Washington did not fight for our freedom just to have people shit themselves all night
The highlight of the trip was definitely my dad telling me that I "used to be his prettiest daughter."
Every time we have sex, I feel his dick ramming my soul into submission. Problem is..... I LIKE THAT SHIT!
Dude. I keep thinking about how I let a man gum my vagina.
I had just gotten to his place and was about to get some dick. No way was I gonna let her negative attitude affect my orgasm feng shui
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