Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
My roommate got wasted last night and went to the 24 hour Bally's Total Fitness at 3 A.M. He got back took his shirt off, made a protein shake, puked, asked me if he was almost as jacked as Ronnie Coleman then called ME gay before I could say anything and went to bed
this episode of spongebob makes me wish crabby patties were real
I just remembered yelling "they're gonna let me be a lawyer! Me! Why would they do that?"
her bf's celebrating 10 yrs of service at kfc...it's safe to say all the good men are taken
My right boob is officially about a handful while my left is 1 and 3/4 handfuls. I'm staring at the mirror falling into a deep depression.
You poured your drink on yourself and then said "it's not a party until I'm wet"
She's wearing her dead grandmother's pearl on the married finger so no guys "bother her" tonight... I am not THAT committed to Girl's Night.
Well he walked in last night, yelled at me for not playing any music and started dancing.
woke up to a case of keystone on my porch when I went to bed at seven that morning.. I think it's someone's peace offering for getting my roommates car towed
This text constitutes a formal request for sexual congress under the terms of our Relationship Agreement.
You didn't throw up on me, you threw up on yourself and then tried to give me a hug
so i may or may not have just had sex on the stage of the lecture hall....
ugh my stomach is so upset-- didn't get a chance to take a violent enough hangover shit at work
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