Dude ... paraplegic porn is really creative..
on the list of things id be doing when i was almost 30, waiting for a girl to finish shitting the bed wasn't on there.
so whats your words to drink to for the state of the union? mine are 'change' 'fight' and 'you know'.
mine is 'the'.
And by the way, how is me getting head even remotely comparable to you fucking 3 guys?
I puked in the pool and didn't tell them, then they all went swimming. Is it dick to just sit back and enjoy the show?
The extent of my physical activity is running from the cops.
Pillow talk just revealed that he originally thought I was 16.
you got me arrested i just think that goes without question you owe me a blowjob
So I managed to get the bitch who has been copying off me all semester in History to copy the names of Pokemon towns off my test.
I have to stop envisioning penises as dragons.
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
That's the ultimate walk-of-shame: running away from your own apartment and hiding in a McDonald's.
I can't feel the bottom half of my face but i feel like our sex would be amazing
this place is dumb. no one understands my Sunday morning alcoholism here.
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