recess is on disney at 4 in the morning, insomnia has never been so rewarding
he told me he once ran a blackmarket liquor store out of his house. thats all it took for me to go home with him
this study room smells like vodka
the study room thinks the same about you
I've decided I'm just gonna keep drinking til the baby bump shows...
I don't remember his name but he sat in the bathroom and gave us both advice...
Trying to figure out when's a good time to take acid and not tell anyone and see how long it takes people to notice
Being high is an amazing excuse. I was using him for the potential of a beret, come on. I'd do that sober.
Watching the tv in the reflection of my phone cause I'm too hungover to roll over.... Yes it is 4 PM...
Shits getting dirty between us in her dad's bedroom. I'm talking early millennium rap and r&b
I think when Jesus turned water into wine it was a sign that we should get drunk off Sangria tonight. Do it for Jesus. He died for your sins.
It's like an adderall Houdini. Right when you think you have a deal he disappears
What's clit gel and why is it in my wallet.
Told my fifteen year old cousin's friend what to sext his girlfriend last night. He was scarred for life but she fucking loved it.
LMAO I like how "don't worry I'll bring chasers" is your way of assuring things will be ok
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score one for mom.
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