I just googled dawgpound, shoulda seen that pornsite coming
he got instantly turned off in the middle of a blowjob when he heard the news "twilight beat the blockbuster record of batman"
I'd like to apologize to your liver. It sees how much beer i drink and gets jealous of how awesome my liver is.
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
Day 5 without masturbation. Fat chicks are back on the table
I pulled my bra outta my purse. Covered in honey mustard. I still lack an explanation.
Puked in the trees at home depot, I told everyone it was fertilizeerr
Def something wrong w taking plan b with your daughters juice box
I don't know if I want to fuck him or punch him in the face.
My roommates don't agree with the whole tv in the bathroom idea. Fucking barbarians.
I'm sorry I told you to go fuck yourself after you said good morning to me when I was hungover.
The language barrier was annoying .... So we just had sex. That is how you deal with not being able to chat isn't it???
it's like that time i was drunk at relay for life. but with balloon animals...
He adjusted my bra straps while I blew him.
all i remember is arguing with the chick that yahoo was better than google
all you were doing was yelling YAHOOOOO in her face
so i won
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