It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
You work out of a Hotel?
In a meeting with the accounting department. This shit is even more boring in real life and there isn't a professor to wake me up.
of course he's cheating on me, she's 100x prettier and she can do the splits
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I woke up to him climbing naked through my bedroom window with a bottle of jd in his hand. Of course I had sex with him.
It never fails.. every time I have a dick in my mouth he calls me.
Don't get the hula weed. It makes you sleep walk in destructive and confusing ways. I'll explain on Saturday.
he needs a life. he was like frothing at the mouth to cockblock you
If your wondering why there is a puddle on the floor is I may have decided to make a kiddie pool in your living room.
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YOU WERE HAVING SEX IN THE SAME BED I WAS SLEEPING IN. AND YOU GRABBED MY HAIR. OF COURSE I'M PISSED.
He said he was gonna go pull a lochte and the next thing we know he's outside ass naked peeing in the neighbors kiddie pool.
Whoever labeled dysfunctional a bad thing obviously never saw this frinedship coming.
No, supporting your unemployed boyfriend IS NOT what credit cards are for.
Yeah, he fractured his ass by doing a canon ball into the bath tub....
Like bruh, I’m a free range girlfriend
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