Found a cheerleading trophy in my shower this morning. Explain.
They both invited me to family dinner Sunday. Secretly dating two sisters just got real.
We need to go to the store an get depends. I really don't want to be bothered with the bathroom this weekend.
Me and Phil are just drawing pictures of thumbs in different costumes during lecture. I love being a senior.
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Her vagina smelled like pancake batter. That's all you need to know.
Dont get mad at me, it takes two to tango
IT TAKES ONE TO EJACULATE INTO THE OTHER WITHOUT CONSENT, AND SPOILER ALERT, ITS THE ONE WITH A SCROTUM FULL OF SEMEN.
Fuck your 100 proof Hot Damn. Do you know what 100 proof vomit tastes like? Anger.
My neighbor Chris is here. I am warning you, he is wearing a kilt I just saw his balls. Be incredibly careful that you don't see what I did.
you look like you're about to get down on your knees and give america the business.
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MY INSIDES ARE BASICALLY BEING WRUNG BY A CHAINSAW IM NEVER TAKING PLAN B AGAIN
Wait, how many people just saw my dick?
I don't know how it started but we all ended up shirtless andI was covered in crawfish and wearing a sombrero.
i gave head in a cab last night. get on my level.
Who brings a stripper to breakfast at the dining hall? What was the plan? Impress her with his meal plan?
After he came, he took a two minute power nap and then fucked me for another 45 minutes. He is a machine!
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