You can tell alot about a person by their poo.. For example, he was a smoker.
just woke up in the beanbag bin at walmart
There's nothing like vomiting in the restroom at work to remind you that you're not in college anymore.
Remember the girl passed out in front of my fireplace?
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ttyl tear gas
she tried strangling devon with the garden hose. pretty sure they're broken up
I might be a bit. I accidently started hot boxing the bathroom. I'm just gonna go with it.
You don't understand she was in the fountain pretending she was diving for treasure. I couldn't possibly ruin her dreams.
My roommate has gone Christmas crazy. It looks like Jack Frost came all over my living room. Wanna come fuck me in the fake snow by the fireplace?
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I'm surprised I don't have a permanent face imprint between my boobs.
I sat on the bathroom floor yelling "hell hath no fury!" for about 20 minutes.
It's definitely revenge time.
Pssh I just bang a girl in a single person tent. Thats like the back seat of a sedan.
It's not your birthday unless mom picks you up at the bar
If I die here, tell my vagina and my cats that I'm sorry.
My new favorite word is dickbag. I think its relevant here. And I say that with all the love in the world.
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