It's not a real calculator it's a math calculator
Do you realize that Last night you pissed in my closet and then walked to the bathroom to wash your hands?
Today a TA in one of my classes told me he thought I was 35 and going back to school as an adult learner. Alcohol is working me.
I hope my margaritas pass through security.
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I think any school that has COCKS written on it's baseball hats has their priorities straight.
You're fine
I'm hiding in my chest because my walls smell weird. I'm not fine.
Nope. If I'm going to drive an hour to fuck a teacher, it will NOT be missionary thats for damn sure.
You stuck a chicken finger in that stripper's clevage and said "Keep this warm for me.
So i know i shouldnt being spending random large amnts of money...but i just bought a sword.
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Cute underage boy is in my house.
OH MY GOD. DON'T DO ANYTHING. WHY IS HE IN YOUR HOUSE.
i puked in the 2nd best shower and the couple fucking in the 1st didnt even pause so you might wanna hold off on that for a while
You know what id love more than anything right now? ..a back rub while eating biscuits and gravy
Charles Manson is Getting Married and I stare down at my tits and wonder how I am possibly single.
I need a hobby that isn't dick related
Im too stoned for my mom to be picking up hitch hikers. Help.
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