i just fell asleep at my computer and i woke up and in the google bar it said delicious foods to eat
My mother just asked me if i ever swallow the goods...should i be concerned?
EW EW EW EW THAT PENIS BELONGS TO SOMEONE'S FATHER! THAT PENIS BELONGS TO OUR FRIEND'S FATHER! THAT PENIS HELPED CREATE OUR FRIEND! YOU'RE NOT ALLOWED TO ADMIRE IT!
Yea, i was tied up and blindfolded. And someone was throwing chicken nuggets at my face.
we used the bottom of a tampon for coke since no one had a 20 on them. My life has resisted to this.
Seriously, I'm ready to settle for ugly and unemployed as long as he has decent hygene and likes to go down.
She Kept going around and squirting jello shots into guys mouths. That was her ice breaker.
I dont even remember coming home... All my stuff is strewn randomly around my apartment... And I woke up at 5 sitting propped up in my bed with just my arm in a shirt
The worst part was I wasn't conscious enough to move out of the way, I knew i was being puked on but I couldn't move.
I cried at the bouncer while saying I wished he was my father... They had no idea what to do with me.
I'm drawing the line at your vagina. I will not accompany you to get that pierced and/or tattooed. There's got to be some mystery to our relationship.
I am disappointed by everyone's lack of ability to dance on a stripper pole:(
Rob and I are cross faded and the only one taking care of us is a drunk person who's making us dance.
Got to work this morning and thought... Did I really dance on that pole last night
I told you that you should stop drinking and you responded "Thanks for telling me how to live, North Korea!"
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