There needs to be a term for a female version of a rusty trombone
no, its his 'welcome back from rehab' party.
there's a girl in the library on mysapce. she must have missed the memo.
There is nothing wrong with wanting a slide attached to your staircase
Don't mean to be rude. But did you, by any chance, cut down a tree from my neighbors backyard last night? And did you also drag it to my yard and burn it?
I'm wearing your poncho, and only your poncho. I'm not getting pulled over like this.
Dude, just be careful. Her invitation for BJ is just a trap for her to stick her finger up your ass.
I tried to get you something for Valentine's Day too but they said they couldn't deliver skittles and ecstasy :(
Apparently we were just playing "bang a bridesmaid". I'm not sure if I won or lost...
When I woke up everyone at the party was in their underwear. Only you guys were playing strip pong.
Yes, we all have the power to convince a large amount of people to take their clothes off
The plan is that you eat an edible first, then pressure your dad to do one. You know you are down.
I'm cutting her off I can't have my good name soiled with these kinds of shenanigans
Shit is preposterous
You're going to be mad because I got baked, but not that mad because I'm bringing home kfc.
It looks like you got dick slapped by the sandman..
His mom just pulled off a quadruple cockblock. I'm not sure if I'm mad or impressed?
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