dude, you're never picky with who you hook up with, have a little dignity
nah man, chicks are like pokemon, gotta catch \'em all
i think ur clone was at the club last week. she slapped some tall girl in the face who tried to steal her spot on the podium. i dont know if ur like her, but she seemd like a ninja badass with superpowers
just ask for directions from a guy with a penis drawn on his window
I walked in on him cutting a hole in the condom.
i could totally date him if i was just drunk the whole relationship
Saw a guy in a chef outfit covered in mustard talking jiberish into his phone running across the skywalk.
Can we please stop calling your vagina the cave of wonders?
I'm making you a bingo card for hookups of the school year 2011-12 so you can make even worse life decisions next year
Two girls just making out in the elevator. Didn't stop when the doors opened. Part of me didnt mind, but part did. Bc I wanted to get on the elevator without it getting awkward. Am I gay?
My body is a temple...that happens to be able to get me free Patron shots at the bar
My mom just added me on Facebook... She has one like and it's Will Smith
That guy was cool until he tried fighting that dude in the bow tie. I need better wingmen.
My new favorite word is dickbag. I think its relevant here. And I say that with all the love in the world.
He just sent me a picture of multiple chickens eating in his kitchen... should I be worried
Try sleeping with him.
Why is it that all my gay friends have that solution...
Cuz you will have an answer or have sex.
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