I got into my dads silver toyota in the back seat to get picked up and 2 mins later I asked my dad when are we leaving, then an old mexican woman turned around. wrong toyota I'm guessing.
just as he was about to cum he started shouting "I THINK I CAN! I THINK I CAN!" over and over again.
don't worry, your friend will b fine, they treat virgins nicely around here
I have a spoon shaped bruise on my ass...
You couldn't stand up so I took you home, took off your makeup, put you to bed then shaved off your eyebrows. I so nearly won the responsible adult prize.
He had a ladies night special at his place. Unlimited jello shots till 10, 50 cents after.
if this uncomfortable exchange we're having is you trying to flirt with me i suggest you stop it before someone gets hurt
Do you think I'm short enough to dress up in a ghost costume and go trick or treating and have people believe that I'm actually a child?
So far I consider it a great summer because I have had to buy Plan B a total of zero times
Why are we so great
Like I'm def going to a therapist but I wouldn't change a thing about us except maybe the peeing
Mom and I shoplifted today. Her idea.
Retirement sounds fun.
I’m a coke loving, addy selling, pot smoking CRIMINOLOGY major. If there isn't irony in that I give up.
He is currently passed out on his toilet. Point day drinking.
Well I got black out drunk before the rehearsal dinner and berated my family with insults. But other then that it was a good time
he had a cock ring. i orgasmed before he even put it in
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