So I used to make fun of texas a lot, then I got here and I found a place where I could get my tequila in a to go cup with a straw and I realized that this is the only place I ever want to be
Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
Michael Bay is the white Tyler Perry.
i would rather give Shaq a handjob than take this accounting final
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I got head to The Nanny. Officially gay.
I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
Last night we looked at each other with an expression of "fuck I am so done being normal", took off our shirts, and danced around in our bras
She was just a sweet cute intern for us until I saw her naked in my bed the day after the Christmas party
I felt so bad but my urge to be with you & drunkenly eat your face was apparently much stronger.
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So Doritos and vodka was obviously not as good an idea as I thought at the time.
Sorry, I know you're at the airport but a gram of coke is missing so good luck with security!
Had to decide between a hook up at the train restroom or getting to work on time #growingup
idk i was trying to watch Fuller House and you got up out of a dead sleep, just in your boxers, said "no more Dave Coulier" and walked out to the living room and unplugged the router
Your dick is the only reason I have motivation to come back to school today
Sunburned by dick at the nude beach. Bad. She tried to blow me. But. I. Just. Can't. Saddest day of my life.
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