Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
So this text is costing me two dollars because I'm out of the country, but I just wanted to let you know it went well with the stripper last night
I can't make this stuff up. Your ex is singing I Will Survive on the karaoke.
Its pretty simple actually, if she texts me either Grr or Rawr it means she is horny and wants to bone. its a perfect system
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So not only did team sweden fail to particpate in any drinking game but i also found puke in my viking helmet this morning.
in the event i get tipsy, my nipples are your responsibility
pro-tip: weed infused snickerdoodles are far less conspicuous to eat at work than brownies. no one ever suspects the snickerdoodle.
I have no idea. I think this is what happens when people take drugs in the middle of the day
And your cousins porn shouldn't have been the first straight porn you watched. And for that I am sorry
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He literally chugged a bottle of wine in under 2 minutes. Stood up, said "fuck what ya heard" and stabbed the bottle into their drywall.
I need a thor helmet and I need to find my heavy duty drinking mug
At what point did you realize I was getting blown under the table during our dominos game?
a large sweaty girl i dont know is sleeping in my bed. A scotish man and a small child looking dude are on the couches im on the floor sleeping and im ok with it
She was just trying to do dick voodoo. Pretty standard stuff.
It's such a sad loss when a hot guy finds Jesus and grows a neckbeard
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