If she didn't want me to pass out in her bathroom, then she shouldn't have such a furry rug in there
i just posted a lake picture of you with a dead fish in your mouth. happy july 5th.
This morning is cloudy with a high chance of vomiting all over the dentist. Stay tuned for further updates.
If anyone from work finds out about us I will rip your dick off, sew it to your forehead and feed your balls to you like little grapes
I texted him that I wanted to be more than fuck buddies so when I came over he gave me a punch card. He takes me I dinner every 10 fucks.
And the sky opened up and god said.... "WET T-SHIRT CONTEST!!!!"
he's a fucking beast. people that don't even know him have started calling him "puke and raleigh"
I'm never going out with the ashleys again. it was whoreible. terrifyingly whoreible.
Guy fieri is speaking only to me. We make eye contact. My whole body is vibrating. My head is purring. I am literally marbles.
Well I didn't know she was a dominatrix...so I kind of just went with it
It has now been 10 days since we last saw Sebastians penis
I blacked out in the cab last night... Cant remember getting in the front door, also i got into bed with my grandma.
I think my liver just tried to kill me, we need to slow down
ever feel bored AND lazy?
I call it "awake" but yeah...
For someone who's supposed to be gay Greg is really good at seducing me into things I don't wanna do
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