I'm the only one here who isn't hooking up, coming out of the closet, or crying because of one of those 2 things.
my drunk step mom just informed me my dad likes reverse cowgirl. Please god kill me.
i have yet to find a random guy that would make me want to do any position besides missionary, these are what normal people call "applying standards"
Theres a note on my antibiotics that says "Do not chew or crush. Swallow whole." I think that would be a good tattoo for just above my penis.
After work we went home to fool around. Turns out he had sawdust under his foreskin. I'm never going down on him again.
right before he came he said "im ganna fill your stocking" nothing like holiday spirit!!
I havent jerked off in so long, my dick literally prevented me from rolling over in my sleep this morning. new definition of painful?
two fat guys on crotch rockets just invited me to 'party' with them at a del taco. why does this keep happening to me?
I keep hearing lesbian porn and I'm the only one home. I don't think this is healthy
Lets just not get arrested. That might put a damper on everything. I only say that cause i've almost been arrested.
Shit stained towel. The very symbol of how much closer we are as friends. Fall 011... beautiful disaster
I should not be so motivated by a penis, but I am
it was just another one of those moments where you unfriendzone a friend you assumed to be gay
Kinda suprised you didn't immediately ask about the lesbian ghosts tho
Are you telling me right now that the weed man sexted you?
THE WEED MAN SEXTED ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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