This old guy in denny's is sitting alone and he is looking at us and laughing for no reason
The best feeling....farting and having the bubble hit your balls
turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
It's all fun and games until the last slice of pizza gets bong water spilled on it.
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i remember getting really pissed off when you wouldn't let me sleep in the garage with your cat.
They'd unbutton the overalls with their lesbian-tongues. It wouldn't even be a problem.
I am assuming I was his dirty Mardi Gras mistake and I can live with that
Just sneezed out a half gram of coke into a tissue. Four hours after the fact. The bender continues.
I was asking the bouncer, "if I fall will you catch me?" which then turned into "if I jump off the roof will you catch me?" He said no.
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Now that we both have boys can we make up games that objectify them as sex toys?
Speaking of testosterone. I saw a girl with a moustache thicker than one I can grow last night...
i swear to god if you did anything to my honey bunches ill remove all the oats and shove them up your dickhole then play pinata with my foot to knock them all back out
The power of the half flaccid cock, and to think, I thought I was just playing accordion in front of her Vagina!
Do it!! We better have a duck by the time I get home.
ps why does my dog smell like popcorn and a dryer sheet..?
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