fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
the cure to his relationship is in or around my vagina.
office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
I texted him to clear the air a bit, apologized if I freaked him out. No reply. So I'm gonna go ahead and fuck someone in a barn tonight.
she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
It's 3 am and my parents just came up the driveway in a limo. They didn't leave in a limo. I'm scared to even ask.
Just had to explain to the nurse WHERE I have poison ivy. Great Day
You had me at "you have a nicer rack then her"
I've awoken at 3am again, in a night terror, just thinking about how big his dick was.
I could only remember yelling "rip it down" as he ninja jumped off the bed, kicked the wall, and superman punched the fire alarm off the ceiling.
I've always wondered why you never put the hotel room in your name...
I forgot my backup drink is supposed to be pedialyte and vodka. Add in the shit I'm losing as I drink. Win-Win right?
It's just unfortunate that I still have the image of him having sex with me fresh in my mind
She is 6 months pregnant and gets more action at bars than I do.
I just want to eat chicken fingers and drink beer and smoke in bed with my laptop so I can watch Netflix
So your not doing THAT great with the break up then...
We’ve got a propane heater on our back porch if you want to come over and eat a McRib in peace
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