That girl would be great looking if she lost 1000 pounds and cut off her head.
Is it sanitary to roast marshmallows over a cigarette lighter?
There's a girl n class drinking wine out of a taco bell cup. I can smell it.. it's totally reisling. JEALOUS.
Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
I am drunk at a castle and it isn't even 3. Europe is amazing.
She finally woke up and said, "Me- nothing, potato peeler- 1." And rolled back over.
Oh no I havn't even told you about the naked asians yet
Def drinking wine from a 4 liter jug at 11 am. If i call you in 20 years talking about 12 steps, please trace is back to this moment.
I experienced pure joy just moments ago when I looked down and saw that I had another pop tart to consume down my mouth hole.
I told him to keep his feelings in his pants because they're annoying and to just fuck me.
Well on a lighter note, I had sex in a food truck.
Mom kept me on a leash as a kid, did you know this?
When she went in the beer store I got to hold it.
I talked to the pizza guy for 10 minutes about my truck, I don't even have a truck
He brought me Plan B in the snowstorm.
A+ 👏🏼
Woke up from a black out in a strangers Jeep without phone, shoes, or wallet.
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