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she had the hairiest bush ive ever seen. it looked like a spoiled head of lettuce.
just jacked off with my ROTC uniform on. boy i feel like an american.
You guys were grinding to YMCA. I knew you were going to hook up with him.
I swear if his heart was half the size of the cum stains he's left on my sheets we would have the perfect relationship
May have caused an international incident. More details after we taxi in.
We just filmed our own version of iron chef. The secret ingreient was whisky.
What did you cook with whisky?
We started a fire.
I'm gonna have to flying elbow somebody tonight in memory of Macho Man
Don't lose. A little bit of my soul dies every time a beer pong game is lost.
I hope your sleeping good cuz when u wake up im punching you square in the face
i need to stop celebrating other people's birthdays like they are m own.. my body can't handle a birthday every week
We got out of the car in valet drinking beers we gave the valet one as a tip
Nothing can teach you regret more efficiently than a wine hangover.
On a scale of 1-10 how inappropriate is it for me to ask if Walgreens offers teacher discounts when purchasing a Plan B pill?
Santi's no longer allowed to buy booze in my lane. Last thing I need is a midlife crisis looking at his Id again.
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