i just made out with my boyfriends father...and so did jess
i feel so shallow. people in iran are using twitter to write hardcore nathan hale shit about dying for freedom. my last tweet was "i hate the taco shits"
Did you know there's no emoticon to really tell you that I just consumed a magic brownie?
He was still there when I ran half naked into my suitemate's room where she was skyping her boyfriend and I started singing I JUST HAD SEEEEX
And then we can spend New Year's Day sprawled across the tiles watching greys anatomy and puking into the bushes over the balcony. It'll be great
The pool of urine in the trash can signifies both a regretful yet successful night.
What part of drinking with my mom makes you think i'd get naked
All of it
I'm in my bed. Snow angles in fresh sheets. don't even try to get me out tonight.
His name is Dustib. Not a typo. I just can't.
I only blacked out one night of three if that isn't fucking personal growth idk what is
So far in 2016 I told someone id give them a blowjob for lasagna.
I'm pretty sure i doubled the number of dicks I've ever touched, last night.
On a scale from 1-10 how fucked up would it be to buy weed with my fafsa money?
It's a study aid
My vagina cried when he left. I think she's about to be at war with my self respect.
I just remembered something from last night. check your closet.
Randomize
