Fyi: he's overweight and balding. My biological clock is ticking so loud I can't hear the TV.
My T9 Word has dryhumped saved but I can't even get it to figure out bbq.
She had a little wicker basket of condoms by her bed. Disturbing yet convenient.
Wat the fuck dude ketchup in my bong???
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The bartender gave me the kids toys. Paddle ball & a gecko.
How do we turn this unicorn pinata into a bong?
so you know how I brush my teeth after I give you a bj? according to my dentist my teeth have never been cleaner. looks like this will be a recurring thing
my pupils became my eyes and i slept with a cloth in my mouth again
I'm having an emotional breakdown watching baby sloths on YouTube you need to come save me from myself.
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you guys have a strange definition of the word fun. I would have said dangerous, terrifying, or life-threatening. of course, bowling can now be described the same way.
I'm not winning any crowns in the Miss Emotionally Stable pageant either...
Eating breakfast at 1:30 in the afternoon stark naked is how everyone should live
Ahha guy saw me buying beer, went "hmmmmm" and nodded his head approvingly. No words exchanged, but he has made his way to my heart haha
HIDE THE INFLATABLE PENIS
I'm waiting for you in a manthong right now.
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